Survey Time

[tinhuviel]

1. Your name spelled backwards.
Leivuhnit

2. Where were your parents born?
NC and SC

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Windows updates

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
El Molcajete

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
2000

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yep

7. How many kids do you want?
0 - nato - nada - none - zip!

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Opera

9. Are you registered to vote?
OH YEAH, not that it matters anymore. Heil Bush...

10. Do you have cable?
Yeah

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Negatory

12. Ever prank call anybody?
When I was 9 years old.

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Yep

14. Would you go bungee jumping or skydiving?
Maybe

15. Furthest place you ever traveled.
Seattle Washington

16. Do you have a garden?
Not this year

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Boondocks

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Don't care to

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower at night

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Both Harry Potter movies

21. Favorite pizza topping?
Cheese

22. Chips or popcorn?
Chips

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
When I wear it, it's usually dark red.

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
What the fuck?

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

26. Orange Juice or apple?
Orange

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Llew at El Molcajete

28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Skor

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
The last joke of a presidential election.

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last year

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
No

32. Are you a good cook?
When I set my mind to it.

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yes!

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
I've been tempted, but no

35. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite, I guess

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Not yet, but I'm sure it will happen eventually.

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Drugs!

38. Ever throw up in public?
Yep

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
I've already found true love, so where's my money, dammit?

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes

41. Ever call a 1-900 number?
No

42. Can ex's be friends?
They haven't been so far.

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Carol Ann

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
I was as bald as Barry

45. What message is on your answering machine?
Typical boring tacky sorry-ass message. Don't call me

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Dieter ('would you like to touch my monkey?')

47. What was the name of your first pet?
Lobo the dog

48. What is in your purse?
a bunch of crap

49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
heheheheh...um, read

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That it's Friday.