Unpleasant

[tinhuviel]

Well, that was the singlemost unpleasant experience of my current unlife. The psychiatrist was more than a little pissy. I can't figure out whether he was intentionally so in order to play Devil's advocate, or if he takes personal satisfaction in making fat people feel like they're less than dogshit on the bottom of his shoe. Whatever his motives, I was most distressed by the time I left there; however, he says that I seem like a good candidate psychologically for the surgery, so that's really all I needed.

Still though, having a rank stranger bring up all your past failures and essentially rub your face in them with the finesse of a Nazi deathcamp officer is enough to make you want to act like the crazy bastard you're being treated like and break bad on his narrow little white ass.

I hope I never see that horrid man again.

Comments

[obie.livejournal.com]

well. you and I can go down there later and staple his bony ass to his chair. Just for shits and giggles.

Then eat twinkies in front of him while taking cans of whipped cream and injecting it into his mouth.

hmmmm.. yeah that could be fun

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

sounds like fun and laced with just a hint of bdsm

[agent-q.livejournal.com]

Aren't psychaitrists meant to make you feel better? He's failed dismally in that respect.

Nobody should make you feel like that. What sort of a human being is he?!

So, you're overweight? So what? Is that what really matters in life? Of course it isn't.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You're sweet. :)

[agent-q.livejournal.com]

I mean it. You don't go to a professional for discrimination, do you?

[lithiumlady.livejournal.com]

I, personally, would have danced around his office, shaking my fat ass all over the place, just to show him how crazy I really am. I am actually reading Girl, Interrupted right now. I picked it up in the air port and your comments about the Nazi deathcamp officer sounds like something she would write. It's about a five hour read if you have a Sunday, pick it up.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have plenty of time to read in the next few months, so I may try to find it at the library. thanks!

[falkenna.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, the species Psychiatrus Freudianisus. Also known as Poorexcusus Forahomosapiensus. Fortunately, an endangered species, having gone from dominant species to nearly extinct in about 30 years. Those years being filled with people actually **listening** to people and trying to understand them.

The unfortunate bit is that where they do still exist, their natural habitat is in positions of power, with specific remit to make decisions affecting people's lives -- usually sex-change or weight-reduction surgery. Just be thankful you're not trying to get naughty bits cut off!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'd like to make arrangements to have *his* naughty bits cut off. buahahahah!

[lithiumlady.livejournal.com]

pppppffftttttttb!

Ah-hahahahahaha