Another Accursed Survey
Dec. 2nd, 2003 01:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielI have so much work to do, I've just thrown up my hands and uttered a mental "Screw you!"
So, I will fill out this survey instead, to calm down and put my corporate slavery into perspective.
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? mebbe
2. Bungee jump? if I'm drunk enough
3. Hang glide? again, if I'm drunk enough
4. Kill someone? the possibility of this grows with my level of rage. That said, yeah, I'd probably off someone right now, if nudged a wee bit.
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? emmm, mebbe
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? oh, why the hell not?
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? uhm...probably not...unless I was really drunk
8. Parachute from a plane? only if the plane were about to crash and burn
9. Walk on hot coals? sure!
10. Go out with someone for their looks? NO
11. For their reputation? Nah
12. Be a vegetarian? I have been and I probably will be again
13. Wear plaid with stripes? If I had to
14. IM a stranger: I don't do IM that much, so probably not
15. Sing karaoke? Love it!
16. Get drunk? Not really, but I'd have to in order to do some of the things mentioned in this survey
17. Shoplift? Yeah, for the thrill of it
18. Run a red light? Already have
19. Star in a music video? Oh hellz yeah!
20. Dye your hair blue? Why not?
21. Be on Survivor? Ehm...since I despise reality TV, NO
22. Wear makeup in public? What sort of dumbass question is this?
23. NOT wear makeup in public? Been there, done that, and I'm doing it today.
24. Cheat on a test? No
25. Make someone cry? Not intentionally
26. Call your math teacher a bad name? No, she couldn't help that I was a complete tackhead when it came to mathematics
27. Kick a baby? Not a baby, but maybe a toddler.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? I already do and it's the most wonderful experience I've ever had.
29. Cuss out a priest? If provoked. If he's a Televangelist, that's provocation enough. Let the expletives commence!
30. Take a job as a janitor? Sure
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? N--n-n-n-no!
32. Stay up all through the night? I do every weekend and I get paid for it too!
33. Drink straight espresso? Yep!
So, I will fill out this survey instead, to calm down and put my corporate slavery into perspective.
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? mebbe
2. Bungee jump? if I'm drunk enough
3. Hang glide? again, if I'm drunk enough
4. Kill someone? the possibility of this grows with my level of rage. That said, yeah, I'd probably off someone right now, if nudged a wee bit.
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? emmm, mebbe
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? oh, why the hell not?
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? uhm...probably not...unless I was really drunk
8. Parachute from a plane? only if the plane were about to crash and burn
9. Walk on hot coals? sure!
10. Go out with someone for their looks? NO
11. For their reputation? Nah
12. Be a vegetarian? I have been and I probably will be again
13. Wear plaid with stripes? If I had to
14. IM a stranger: I don't do IM that much, so probably not
15. Sing karaoke? Love it!
16. Get drunk? Not really, but I'd have to in order to do some of the things mentioned in this survey
17. Shoplift? Yeah, for the thrill of it
18. Run a red light? Already have
19. Star in a music video? Oh hellz yeah!
20. Dye your hair blue? Why not?
21. Be on Survivor? Ehm...since I despise reality TV, NO
22. Wear makeup in public? What sort of dumbass question is this?
23. NOT wear makeup in public? Been there, done that, and I'm doing it today.
24. Cheat on a test? No
25. Make someone cry? Not intentionally
26. Call your math teacher a bad name? No, she couldn't help that I was a complete tackhead when it came to mathematics
27. Kick a baby? Not a baby, but maybe a toddler.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? I already do and it's the most wonderful experience I've ever had.
29. Cuss out a priest? If provoked. If he's a Televangelist, that's provocation enough. Let the expletives commence!
30. Take a job as a janitor? Sure
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? N--n-n-n-no!
32. Stay up all through the night? I do every weekend and I get paid for it too!
33. Drink straight espresso? Yep!
