Balki's Wife

[tinhuviel]

OK...

I just got a call on one of the OB/GYN lines from a man who sounded just like Balki from "Perfect Strangers".

Me: ***** OB/GYN answering service, may I help you?
Balki: khello, I em calleeng for my wife, she izza blidding on the bick.
Me: Excuse me?
Balki: Joo know, she izza blidding on the bick.
Me: Is she pregnant sir?
Balki: No, she is nutt prignitt, she izza blidding on the bick.
Me: Sir, do you mean she has hemorrhoids?
Balki: Jes, I guess so. She blidds where joo do poopoo.
Me: OK, sir, you'd need to call your family doctor for that.
Balki: Ohhh, OK. Teng you.

Comments

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

That is fucking hilarious. I hooted loudly and startled my pets.

[lithiumlady.livejournal.com]

I just laughed and my roommates ignored me.