Fun at Bi-Lo
Dec. 18th, 2003 06:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielAunt Tudi and I couldn't bear the thoughts of going to Wal-Mart, so we cut some items from our list and went to Bi-Lo instead.
It was packed with humans of all shapes, sizes, colours, ages, and orientations. There was a family in there that looked like they came straight down from the Ozarks "for to git more vittles fer Krimmis." Betcha anything they were buying the food with the money they made from their appearance on the Jerry Springer show.
O... that was damned snobby of me. ::hits self:: It's just that, if you're gonna go out in public, at least splash a little water on yourself before subjecting the rest of us to your natural aromas. This isn't the Middles Ages for godssake, nor is it France, so get a grip.
Sometime shortly after we encountered the Clampetts, some chick came over the intercom and paged GOOBER. So, not only am I in a bad episode of the "Beverly Hillbillies Meets Jerry Springer", but I am now enjoying a special appearance from a beloved character from "The Andy Griffith Show." Yippity-skippity-fuckity-hoo!
It's so much fun to live in the South sometimes.
Other than that, our visitation to the local grocery was uneventful except for when I was the victim of a toilet paper avalanche. I picked up two rolls of Scott Tissue, from the top (which was no small feat), and here comes the rest of the rolls down upon my head. I felt like Captain Kirk when he opened up that storage area expecting wheat but, instead, got loads of dead tribbles raining down around him. God help me.
It's good to be home.
It was packed with humans of all shapes, sizes, colours, ages, and orientations. There was a family in there that looked like they came straight down from the Ozarks "for to git more vittles fer Krimmis." Betcha anything they were buying the food with the money they made from their appearance on the Jerry Springer show.
O... that was damned snobby of me. ::hits self:: It's just that, if you're gonna go out in public, at least splash a little water on yourself before subjecting the rest of us to your natural aromas. This isn't the Middles Ages for godssake, nor is it France, so get a grip.
Sometime shortly after we encountered the Clampetts, some chick came over the intercom and paged GOOBER. So, not only am I in a bad episode of the "Beverly Hillbillies Meets Jerry Springer", but I am now enjoying a special appearance from a beloved character from "The Andy Griffith Show." Yippity-skippity-fuckity-hoo!
It's so much fun to live in the South sometimes.
Other than that, our visitation to the local grocery was uneventful except for when I was the victim of a toilet paper avalanche. I picked up two rolls of Scott Tissue, from the top (which was no small feat), and here comes the rest of the rolls down upon my head. I felt like Captain Kirk when he opened up that storage area expecting wheat but, instead, got loads of dead tribbles raining down around him. God help me.
It's good to be home.
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Date: 2003-12-18 04:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-19 02:02 am (UTC)It's a shame it was a poor episode, but still a classic (for some reason).
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Date: 2003-12-20 09:17 pm (UTC)