Krimmis Eve

[tinhuviel]

And Aunt Tudi seems to have contracted the plague. She sounds like Jabba the Hutt when she speaks and she has the same fresh-faced colouring of Jacob Marley's ghost. Her holiday cheer is understandably at a minimum. Oh, and that cough! Jeeezus, can we say Captain Trips, boys and girls? Stephen King could write a sequel to "The Stand" just by listening to her moist hacking and gasps for air.

Speaking of illness, in light of the latest case of Mad Cow disease, and the first to officially be found in the states, here's a Public Service Announcement for anyone who may be partaking of beefage for their holiday repartee.

god bless us every one.