A Survey...what else?
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1. What song(s) best describes you?
"Oh Life (there Must Be More)" by the Alan Parsons Project
2. What is your favorite ice cream topping?
Hot fudge
3. If you could spend 24 hours with any person who would it be?
Barry Andrews
4. Favorite part of your body?
Eyeballs
5. If you were a porn star:
I'd be making a lot more money than I am right now, I bet.
6. Superman or Batman?
Batman as portrayed by Michael Keaton
7. Lara Croft or Duke Nukem?
Lara Croft
8. Favorite M&M color?
Red
9. If you could have sex with any celebrity, with whom would it be?
Dave Matthews...or Vin Diesel. Or both at the same time.
10. Favorite possession?
My laptop
WORD ASSOCIATION
11. Cow: Mad Cow
12. Horny: Rhino
13. Summer: HOT
14. Bus: Double Dutch
15. White: Michael Jackson
16. Rain: Tears
MORE QUESTIONS
17. The strangest place you have had or want to have sex? In space, 0 gravity
18. First crush? Jeff Lynne
19. Favorite Jackson? Samuel L.
20. Is Elvis really dead? No, he will never die.
21. Best James Bond? Roger Moore
22. Which of these Disney films would make the best porn movie? Sleeping Beauty. Anne Rice could write the screenplay.
23. Coolest black guy? Lawrence Fishburne
24. Best Fast Food Fries? Burger King
25. Biggest fear: Rejection
QUESTIONS FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT KIDS
26. What do you want to name your first son? I don't
27. What do you want to name your first daughter? I don't
MORE QUESTIONS FOR EVERYBODY
28. Favorite bird: Snowy Owl (no, not because of Harry Potter)
29. What sucks most --Teletubbies, Furbies or Pokemon? Teletubbies
30. Favorite fish: Puffer
31. Worst movie: Steel Magnolias
32. Favorite album cover: Yes "Union"
33. Robert Frost or Edgar Allan Poe:
Edgar Allan Poe
34. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi
35. Favorite Kool Aid?
Sunshine Punch, but I don't think they make it anymore.
36. Favorite iced tea?
Aunt Tudi's "Kerosene"
37. First hero:
Darth Vader
38. Who would play you in a movie?
Either Camryn Manheim or Angelina Jolie
39. What would a movie about your life be called?
Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On
40. If you started a band, what would its name be?
Either "Dead Puppies in a Gunney Sack" or "The Aborted Babies"....something terribly extreme.
41. Who are there the most pictures of on your bedroom wall?
This doesn't apply to me.
42. If you were going to change your name to a symbol, what would it look like?
An inverted tear drop with what looks like a combination horseshoe and Omega hovering upside down above it. It is called Deaghydhe.
43. Best South Park character:
Jesus
44. What in the hell happened to Joan Osborne?
She's looking for god on a bus.
45. Gwen Stefani or Shirley Manson? Gwen, I guess.
46. Dream Celebrity Death Match event:
Ray Park vs. Ewan MacGregor...it's a grudge match...
47. What's your sign?
Virgo
48. Do you believe in love?
Better question: Does love believe in me?
49. The Rock or Triple H?
Quoi?
50. Is chivilry dead?
No, but most women are trying to kill it.
51. Are you trendy?
No
52. Strangest offer you ever received?
to be hypnotised over the phone.
53. When you were little, who did you want to be like?
Jeannie of "I Dream of Jeannie"
54. What is the point of flavored condoms?
I have no idea, butravien said to enhance oral sex, so I'll agree with her.
55. Favorite board game:
Monopoly
56. Most overdone board game:
I've no clue.
57. First job:
Order processor for a major record club.
58. Current job:
Lowly serf for a major music distribution company.
59. Dream job:
Actress.
60. If you were in a classic literature novel, which one would it be?
Catherine's ghost in "Wuthering Heights"
61. Best Stephen King book(s)?
"The Stand"
62. Do you believe in God?
Yes. Does god believe in me?
63. Worst vegetable?
Asparagus. It tastes like butt.
64. Favorite T-Shirt:
My "Die Yuppie Scum" tee.
65. would you be in the WWF or the Alliance?
I'd be part of the World Wildlife Fund
66. Favorite color of roses?
black, blue, or dark red.
67. Favorite romantic comedy?
I don't have one since I fucking hate romantic comedies.
68. How do you feel right now? '
Surly.
69. What do you want most right now?
Approval for my surgery, a better job, a larger house, no hassles, and the new Audioslave CD.
ravien completely without permission.1. What song(s) best describes you?
"Oh Life (there Must Be More)" by the Alan Parsons Project
2. What is your favorite ice cream topping?
Hot fudge
3. If you could spend 24 hours with any person who would it be?
Barry Andrews
4. Favorite part of your body?
Eyeballs
5. If you were a porn star:
I'd be making a lot more money than I am right now, I bet.
6. Superman or Batman?
Batman as portrayed by Michael Keaton
7. Lara Croft or Duke Nukem?
Lara Croft
8. Favorite M&M color?
Red
9. If you could have sex with any celebrity, with whom would it be?
Dave Matthews...or Vin Diesel. Or both at the same time.
10. Favorite possession?
My laptop
WORD ASSOCIATION
11. Cow: Mad Cow
12. Horny: Rhino
13. Summer: HOT
14. Bus: Double Dutch
15. White: Michael Jackson
16. Rain: Tears
MORE QUESTIONS
17. The strangest place you have had or want to have sex? In space, 0 gravity
18. First crush? Jeff Lynne
19. Favorite Jackson? Samuel L.
20. Is Elvis really dead? No, he will never die.
21. Best James Bond? Roger Moore
22. Which of these Disney films would make the best porn movie? Sleeping Beauty. Anne Rice could write the screenplay.
23. Coolest black guy? Lawrence Fishburne
24. Best Fast Food Fries? Burger King
25. Biggest fear: Rejection
QUESTIONS FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT KIDS
26. What do you want to name your first son? I don't
27. What do you want to name your first daughter? I don't
MORE QUESTIONS FOR EVERYBODY
28. Favorite bird: Snowy Owl (no, not because of Harry Potter)
29. What sucks most --Teletubbies, Furbies or Pokemon? Teletubbies
30. Favorite fish: Puffer
31. Worst movie: Steel Magnolias
32. Favorite album cover: Yes "Union"
33. Robert Frost or Edgar Allan Poe:
Edgar Allan Poe
34. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi
35. Favorite Kool Aid?
Sunshine Punch, but I don't think they make it anymore.
36. Favorite iced tea?
Aunt Tudi's "Kerosene"
37. First hero:
Darth Vader
38. Who would play you in a movie?
Either Camryn Manheim or Angelina Jolie
39. What would a movie about your life be called?
Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On
40. If you started a band, what would its name be?
Either "Dead Puppies in a Gunney Sack" or "The Aborted Babies"....something terribly extreme.
41. Who are there the most pictures of on your bedroom wall?
This doesn't apply to me.
42. If you were going to change your name to a symbol, what would it look like?
An inverted tear drop with what looks like a combination horseshoe and Omega hovering upside down above it. It is called Deaghydhe.
43. Best South Park character:
Jesus
44. What in the hell happened to Joan Osborne?
She's looking for god on a bus.
45. Gwen Stefani or Shirley Manson? Gwen, I guess.
46. Dream Celebrity Death Match event:
Ray Park vs. Ewan MacGregor...it's a grudge match...
47. What's your sign?
Virgo
48. Do you believe in love?
Better question: Does love believe in me?
49. The Rock or Triple H?
Quoi?
50. Is chivilry dead?
No, but most women are trying to kill it.
51. Are you trendy?
No
52. Strangest offer you ever received?
to be hypnotised over the phone.
53. When you were little, who did you want to be like?
Jeannie of "I Dream of Jeannie"
54. What is the point of flavored condoms?
I have no idea, but
ravien said to enhance oral sex, so I'll agree with her.55. Favorite board game:
Monopoly
56. Most overdone board game:
I've no clue.
57. First job:
Order processor for a major record club.
58. Current job:
Lowly serf for a major music distribution company.
59. Dream job:
Actress.
60. If you were in a classic literature novel, which one would it be?
Catherine's ghost in "Wuthering Heights"
61. Best Stephen King book(s)?
"The Stand"
62. Do you believe in God?
Yes. Does god believe in me?
63. Worst vegetable?
Asparagus. It tastes like butt.
64. Favorite T-Shirt:
My "Die Yuppie Scum" tee.
65. would you be in the WWF or the Alliance?
I'd be part of the World Wildlife Fund
66. Favorite color of roses?
black, blue, or dark red.
67. Favorite romantic comedy?
I don't have one since I fucking hate romantic comedies.
68. How do you feel right now? '
Surly.
69. What do you want most right now?
Approval for my surgery, a better job, a larger house, no hassles, and the new Audioslave CD.
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