The Rover Has Stopped

[tinhuviel]

At least that's what *They're* telling us. According to *Them*, the Rover has stopped moving and is no longer transmitting pictures to us from Mars.

Here's what I think really happened. The Rover finally took a picture of a real live Martian and *They* don't want us to know about it so, instead of carrying on and being honest, *They're* telling us that the project has now failed.

Damn *Them*. Damn *Them* all to hell!

Comments

[philrancid.livejournal.com]

Well, of course not!

I happen to have a friend on the inside, and he told me that what they found was a Democratic Martian, and it's entirely too close to the polls for that sort of thing to be brought up.

Realistically, if they can't make a legal system that's legal, a judicial system that's just, traffic laws and enforcement that work--what makes you think that we can keep some superhightech thingamabob up and running for more than forty seconds on the surface of another planet?

[mercymanic.livejournal.com]

Ditto what he said

[falkenna.livejournal.com]

Hey, isn't that the part-British one? The British couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.