gack and hrmmm..

[tinhuviel]

Tasha Yar is doing some things on her own which means I have my cube back, at least for now. Yay! Everyone keeps telling me I'm a good teacher, but I don't know about that. I can feel my patience waning with each time she walks up to me with a question I've already answered 18 times. It's not that she's dumb ~ far from it! TOPS is a bitch to work with. She can't help it that she's gotten herself into the edge of Bedlam. But I can't help it if I'm fighting the urge to throttle and scream "just do it already!" I've been in her shoes and I feel her distress, so I'm trying to maintain a pleasant tone and face.

So, instead of working, I'm wasting time on surveys.

Eine Survey, courtesy of gracieclover

Place an "x" next to the things you've done.

(x) been drunk
(x) smoked pot
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
(x) been in love
( ) had sex in public
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
( ) been caught masturbating
( ) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) had sex with a member of the opposite sex
( ) been arrested or booked
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job (office supplies count, right?)
( ) celebrated New Years in Times Square
() gone on a blind date way too many to count
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) been to europe
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose
(x) been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
( ) had sex at the office (their office)
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) have thrown up in a bar not where anyone could *see* me or anything
( ) have visited a site held holy by a major religion
( ) "flashed" a stranger