The Swan

[tinhuviel]

That show, "The Swan", pisses me off and, if one more person suggests I try out for that or "Extreme Makeover" after I've lost my weight, there's going to be a bloodbath the likes of which people haven't seen since the Dark Ages.

Elisabeth Bathory will spin in her grave from fright and admiration.

Comments

OMFG

[debrafortune.livejournal.com]

People are so rude as to suggest it? Holy shit.

Re: OMFG

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You've no idea....

Re: OMFG

[debrafortune.livejournal.com]

We need to come up with a list of snappy responses for you.

Rude Maroon: "Yew shud go on Teh OOLtimut X-treem Makeovhar"
Tin: "You're going on The Ultimate Extreme Makeover, Good for you!"
Rude Maroon: "no YEEEW shud go"
Tin: "Oh, I can't possibly get the time off to go with you, but thanks so much for thinking of me...'

I'm sure your sithlyness could come up with much better scenarios since you deal with these people.

Me, I'd probably bop the top of their pin-head with my meaty ham fist. That'd learn them some manners.

[bluestocking7.livejournal.com]

I am wondering if the shows piss you off for the same reasons they aggravate the shit out of me...Just wondering...

For me, it just reinforces one of my beliefs that the media is more responsible for the bad body images women and young girls already have. Shows like that just say "you are not GOOD enough the way you are..." Maybe I am making no sense, but I have a headache and can't explain it any better.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

That is EXACTLY why I hate these shows. Thank you.

[aditi-.livejournal.com]

I never realized I had so much wrong with me 'til the dawning of these types of shows

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

See, that's the problem. There's NOTHING wrong with you. These media bastards want you to think that, if you don't look like Cindy Crawford, then you're not worth the air you waste breathing.

They all need to be lined up against a wall. Wanna gun to help me eradicate the rubbish?

[aditi-.livejournal.com]

Sure!

OMFG

[sri3m.livejournal.com]

SLAY THESE TROGS!!! LOOSE THINE SITHLY NATURE UPON THEM!!! Or point me at them, the bastards! Shame there is no show for "I'm a total social loser and that's why I watch these shows" but I guess no one would watch it. Hell I never ever watch TV at all, not since a month post 9-11, we turned off the cable and never turned it back on. Got so so so sick of the panic scrawl across the bottom and the 2 towers falling, over and over again. I kinda like being unplugged.