The Bird Bombardier (and other Tales of Terror)

[tinhuviel]

I left work at 4:30 to go get Smidgen. On my way out of the industrial park, this bird flew over and let loose a huge berry. It was falling so fast, I could almost hear the whistle and, when it hit my car, it made a thunk, then a splat. UGH! I couldn't identify what type of bird it was, it was going so fast and I was on the road, but I think I shall call it the Enola Gay Warbler.

Smidgen was given a laxative and a medicine that will gel around the straw and make it smooth and easy to pass. So now our kitten is gellin' like a felon and, later on, she'll be smellin'.

Now, I'm back at work...have been since 5:30. Not sure how long I'll stay as I have an horrific headache. Everyone else is gone, so I have the office to myself. When it's like this, I'm tempted to run about naked and do the Hokey Pokey (and turn myself around, 'cos that's what it's all about).

I WANT TO GO HOME AND GO TO BED.

Comments

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

So now our kitten is gellin' like a felon and, later on, she'll be smellin'.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

YAY ME! 2 SCA's on my Kali Deathbelt of Humour.

::does the Humpty Dance::