Horrors of the Rancid Inquisition

[tinhuviel]

1. If you don't like Korn, explain to me why. Because they suck ass

2. If you think they don't like you, tell me why. Because I tell them they suck ass on a daily basis and it hurts their ass-sucking feelings.

3. How many nights have been awake, because the clowns were there, waiting, hungry drool dribbling from their greasepainted lips as they waited for you to fall asleep, so they could eat you? Every night of my entire un-life

4. You thought you'd seen the end of these damn things, hadn't you? Actually, yes

5. A clown and a spider--have we seen it before? Yes, we've seen IT before

6. This one'll make Lonita scream: Vanilla Coke. I'm waiting for BDSM Coke, personally

7. Do you have a Crush on me? Yes, and Orange Crush

8. It's because you hate orange soda in general, right? I mean, you could've had a Sunkist... That's too weird, 'cos I didn't read this question before I answered the previous one.

9. Somebody mentioned that Spielberg jumped the shark years ago. That's more clever than it seems if you think about it. Now tell me why. Ehm......JAWS?

10. How many of you live in a different time zone than the one I'm in (yeah, yeah--it's only written like that because I couldn't remember whether it was I or me)? We're in the same zone, man.

11. How many of you live in a different Twilight Zone? Every Twilight Zone is different.

12. How many of you live in a different Dead Zone? My Dead Zone is next door to Johnny Smith's, the book version, but he does look a lot like Chris Walken.

13. I knew you were going to say that. Only because you're psychic

14. This Rancid Inquisition is under the Domino's guarantee: you can finish it in thirty minutes, or it's free. Thanks, 'cos I'm broke

15. (everybody watch tinhuviel) Barry Andrews. ::FALLS DOWN AND SPINS LIKE CURLY JOE::

16. I called the Psychic Friends, but they knew I was a bastard and hung up. I'd be Psychic Enemies with them, but I can't figure out how to plug my controller into port two and win the fight. Did you miss any references yet? Yeah, all of them, 'cos I'm a nerd.

17. When playing solitaire, there are certain philosophies that say you are under an actual obligation to cheat, since there's no one looking. Do you subscribe to that? You're only cheating yourself that way. Self-betrayal is a bitch, even in Solitaire.

18. The Let-It-Go factor: you ever have the consensus turn against you in some matter, and then years later you come across the proof you needed to support your argument and "win", and then you spend a while thinking about just how wrong those bastards were? All the time.

19. Has Arnold Schwarzenegger ever been on Saturday Night Live? I'm trying to get his Degrees of Separation from Garth Brooks down to one. I think so....

20. Who wished Oded Fehr's character was played by Bill Paxton in RE: Apocalypse, just so he could have died, and fucked up the game continuity? I haven't seen the movie yet, so I can't say, but I will admit to a fondness for Oded, so I'm hoping he doesn't die.

21. Where the Fuck Is Bill, lately? He's sitting there on Capitol Hill

22. The only thing sicker than Julian Sands in Boxing Helena was Bill Paxton's haircut. Agree or potato. Agree AND Potato

23. Thanks to someone cooler than the rest of us, I now have the capability to be texted from my lj. Who among you will be the first? I am an idiot, so it won't be me.

24. How old will I be when you destroy the universe? How old are you now? Muahahahah!!

25. Will I still be as sexy then? (in the words of Stephen the Insane Irish, "...just answer the fockin' question." Yes or No) Yes

26. I think that they should have Jet Li or some other fast-as-hell little quick mad-skill guy with a cane, and the cane has a mirror on it, and he's chasing some fast-ass girl with a dress, and she keeps narrowly avoiding his attempts to see her bum. Jennifer Lopez could play the girl. I'm a fat-ass girl, but I wouldn't run from Jet Li if he wanted to see my bum on account of I'm a Kung Fu Ho.

27. Anyone know where I can get a cassette four-track cheap? Mine's mostly dead, and me with no Miracle Max. (oy vey) No idearrrr

28. Which would you prefer to have rubbing the back of your head, kilt or skirt? KILT

29. If you were a werewolf, could I call you Fifi? I'd rip your fucking balls off

30. Hey yendi--you guys didn't lose any good comics, did you? n/a

31. I'm beginning to believe that the only real horror of this Inquisition is that it won't shut up. Who's with me? I'm rather enjoying this one

32. Who's Jarlaxle gonna pacify with a woman? Jar Jar Binks

33. What's your favorite color for a guitar, and why shouldn't I kick you in the shin? Black and I'll throw some Fu on your ass if you kick me.

34. Have you ever painted a room or a house black? Yes

35. Have you ever wanted to? Well, duh!

36. Have you ever been going out with someone, or talking to them regularly, right on the verge of hooking up, and then had to tell them you've found someone new, because you did? No

37. Have you ever felt bad about how someone was being treated in a relationship they were in, and when you tried to talk to them about it, they rebounded all over your ass, and you'd just started going out with someone and now had this poor person mooning all over you? No

38. This guy tried to get me to buy him a box of chicken from the chicken place across the street yesterday, but the way he said it (very low voice and the order of the words), I thought for some reason he was asking me had I ever had the chicken pox. I was made entirely more nervous by my version of his question than his. What's the weirdest thing someone homeless has asked you? I've never been asked anything except for some money

39. Leather, steel, or mashed potatoes? Leather and mashed potatoes...KINKY!

40. Some fitness nuts are actually fitness fruits. Agree or potato? Agree

41. Do you ever regret that Stimpy pressed the History Eraser button before we were ready? Yes, it pains me to this day...what an eeeediot!

42. Hey--when's the new Megadeth album coming out? When it's damned good and ready

42. In four words or less, explain why you are not the stain on my cocktail napkin. I do not stain

43. What's the thing you came closest to losing at the Washington Monument? My miiiiiind!!!!

44. If Gary Sinise ate your soul, who would you send after it? Randall Flagg

45. Would they ask nicely? Prolly not

46. If this was Donkey Kong, why would I be a barrel, and what would you be? You like having people over you. I'd be Donkey Kong because me hairy like big monkey

47. How hard would you punch Steve Buscemi for pinching your bum? I wouldn't. I rather like Steve

48. I'm sorry, that was a little callous of me. Let's try: your housingly-deficient person? I don't have one yet. Still looking for the right one!

49. Yes, dammit, housingly. Because it's funner. and funnier. woot!

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[philrancid.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I do these things, so that I can learn a little about the people I'm in LJ with. Today I've learned that you're a Hairy-Fu-th'ow'-Ho. Enlightening, Grasshoppah.

(bows to Sith greatness)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

::curtsies back::