Them Doodle Dashers by Mason Williams

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One of my personal favourites.

Them Doodle Dashers

How about them doodle dashers, ain't they jewls?
Jumpin' out o' bushes, waivin' they tools.
Jumpin' out o' palm trees, jumpin' out o' shrubs,
Leapin' out o' flowerbeds, wavin' they nubs.
Look at them doodle dashers, ain't they queer,
flaggin' they tally-wacker, then disappear.
Them ever-lovin' doodle dashers, ain't they pearls,
Wavin' they doodle-knobs, at them girls.
How to be a doodle dasher? Well, you don't need a ticket;
Get your dandy doodle handy, jump from a thicket!

written by Mason Williams

Comments

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the payoff stanza made me laugh out loud. Get your dandy doodle handy, jump from a thicket!