GOOD MORNING!!!!
Feb. 3rd, 2005 08:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielI found a cache of Starbucks Breakfast Blend coffee in The Pit kitchen and made up a double batch of the brew. I am now HIGH AS ALL SITH HELL. I feel like Stan the Coffee Guy from Mad TV.
WHEE!
Today is a most auspicious one. I will be calling to make an appointment for my very first mammogram. Since I'm becoming an old crone, my OB-GYN thinks it's a good idea that I get my boobs crushed by a machine straight out of The Matrix. I'm curious as to what they'll find since I have that fibro-cystic thing that's compounded by caffeine ingestion and my chest has been a topological map of the Himalayas ever since my seatbelt injuries from the wreck a couple of years back.
So far, I have very little work. No work and a caffeine high do not an agreeable couple make. I'm going to be trampling through the office like a spastic bison, I just know it. Maybe I should catch up on my filing, if I can stay still long enough. I'm four months behind. Never have I been this far behind. This is a sign of complete apathy and disgust. Big surprise there!
In other news, I heard that scientists have equated sperm with pond scum and, as a result, may be able to create a birth control pill for men. When asked if this was a good idea, every woman interviewed expressed an over-abundance of cynicism. Why? Because, aeons ago, women equated men with pond scum.....looooong before the scientists figured out any remote similarity. Heh.
Speaking of pond scum, I expect to be thoroughly disregarded this coming Valentine's Day, despite an out-of-character desire to be wined, dined, romanced, and showered with gifts. Le sigh.
This post is disjointed because, if I haven't mentioned it already, I'm HIGH. High high high.
WHEE!
Today is a most auspicious one. I will be calling to make an appointment for my very first mammogram. Since I'm becoming an old crone, my OB-GYN thinks it's a good idea that I get my boobs crushed by a machine straight out of The Matrix. I'm curious as to what they'll find since I have that fibro-cystic thing that's compounded by caffeine ingestion and my chest has been a topological map of the Himalayas ever since my seatbelt injuries from the wreck a couple of years back.
So far, I have very little work. No work and a caffeine high do not an agreeable couple make. I'm going to be trampling through the office like a spastic bison, I just know it. Maybe I should catch up on my filing, if I can stay still long enough. I'm four months behind. Never have I been this far behind. This is a sign of complete apathy and disgust. Big surprise there!
In other news, I heard that scientists have equated sperm with pond scum and, as a result, may be able to create a birth control pill for men. When asked if this was a good idea, every woman interviewed expressed an over-abundance of cynicism. Why? Because, aeons ago, women equated men with pond scum.....looooong before the scientists figured out any remote similarity. Heh.
Speaking of pond scum, I expect to be thoroughly disregarded this coming Valentine's Day, despite an out-of-character desire to be wined, dined, romanced, and showered with gifts. Le sigh.
This post is disjointed because, if I haven't mentioned it already, I'm HIGH. High high high.
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Date: 2005-02-03 01:52 pm (UTC)Me too.
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Date: 2005-02-03 02:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 03:56 pm (UTC)your highness......
Date: 2005-02-03 01:53 pm (UTC)Good blessings with the squasher, it really doesn't hurt, like some say, it just is very cold. whew....is it cold.
I also have fcd, and it always picks up the new knots, as I call them.
In your other news: gawd that was funny, cause we have said for years men's sperm and pond scum are about the same thing.
no man bashing here folks.....lol
I would be interested to hear an evaluation of the boob squasher when you are finished.
Re: your highness......
Date: 2005-02-03 02:34 pm (UTC)Nah, I'm about as boring as....pond scum...really!
:) You always make me feel more special than I actually am, though. Thanks.
Re: your highness......
Date: 2005-02-03 06:36 pm (UTC)Valentine's Day? Hmm. I seem to remember such a thing, once upon a time, many years ago.
Re: your highness......
Date: 2005-02-03 06:38 pm (UTC)As for VD, I think I'm gonna stomp around town in stilletos, singing "What's Love Got to Do with It" on 14 Feb.
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Date: 2005-02-03 08:52 pm (UTC)i'll be doing bakery work tonight in the same fashion
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Date: 2005-02-03 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 08:54 pm (UTC)all the things that expire that day, the cheesecakes and cakes and pies and other nummy goods...you have to take them and toss them
*weeps for french cheesecake with cherries*
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Date: 2005-02-03 08:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 09:01 pm (UTC)because taking home trash is somehow "stealing" it
their professional term for it is "grazing"