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[tinhuviel]

What have I missed?

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[philrancid.livejournal.com]

I conquered the Universe.

Make all checks payable to "Grand Overlord Rancid".

Yes yes, Phil the Great and Terrible.

Actually I put out a call for thingies from LJ fiendies, to go on my soon-to-be-created Wall of LJ, and left my address in the post. Send me something--postcard, postit note, custom-made Dave Matthews nipple rings, whatever. When the wall goes up so will picky-tures.

Love, kill everyone, bye now.

[brujah.livejournal.com]

What have I missed?

I hope you missed me. (Yeah, I know.. your aim is getting better.) ;)

While you were off-line

[ex-physician553.livejournal.com]

The universe came to an end.

I joined forces with clauderainsrm and an elite team of golden age superheroes to restart time just before existence went "ka-blooey."

Some things didn't fall back into place as planned.

1. clauderainsrm's girlfriend, who was the genius who found a cure for cancer, Paris Hilton, is apparently now a talentless bimbo socialite and claims never to have met clauderainsrm before in her life.

2. From what my records indicate, your claim to fame as the "runaway bride" in Dalton, GA has now been filled by some spooky chick who's eyes don't focus well in photographs.

3. Captain Future died in battle restarting the universe. He's now just an obscure comic book character, whereas previously there were movies, merchandise, fan clubs, blogging societies, etc. dedicated to him. Now there's all this X-Men stuff. What's an X-Man?

4. And who the bleeding heck is this "Michael Jackson?"

Not that you should worry. Or blame missing all this on your meds.

- Physician

(Obviously bored now that the whole saving-the-universe work is over.)

[markormarky.livejournal.com]

i changed to a werewolf and then changed back to human whiteboy ;-D

[brujah.livejournal.com]

OMG! You're WHITE?

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

now THAT's funny.

[brujah.livejournal.com]

:P

What the hell are you doing up this late/early?

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

Sorry, i didn't see your question. I have to be at work by 6:50 for my 12 hour (often plus) day.

[brujah.livejournal.com]

EWWWWw that's obscene.

[cafemusique.livejournal.com]

In the last day or so, only me being hard on myself because I'm not perfect. In other words, nothing new. :-)

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

Something about a blast like trumpets and about a tenth of the earth population disappearing and the rest of us left behind. Oh and something about how you have to go get some new dohickie to get anything now adays. See you in line.

[brujah.livejournal.com]

Jeepers. That's a really swell tattoo.

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

How can you not appreciate anyone who uses the word, "Jeepers", that's almost Scooby-Doo cool.

[luminita.livejournal.com]

My conquering plans were thwarted by a lack of exploding thingies. That sucked much. Otherwise, not sure you missed much. :P

[ex-glittert.livejournal.com]

I paid off my sleep debt by staying in bed most of the weekend! Fear me!

where ya been?

[liliblackswan.livejournal.com]

Okay - you've done it. Where have ya been?> I've missed ya girl. You have me addicted to your LJ and now I'm all worried and wondering what happened at K&D's.
You 'kay?

Re: where ya been?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Serious back trouble, but I'm slowly crawling out of it. That said, I've been drugged for almost a week. Wheeee!

[obie.livejournal.com]

well...

not much, but feel free to know that I moved.. :)

Also looking to see if you wanna drive up for a weekend visit.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'd love to, you know that.

[obie.livejournal.com]

start packing then. :)

[debrafortune.livejournal.com]

I don't have to move!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

YAY!