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[tinhuviel]

I'm going home to cut grass. It's now so hot and humid that the grass is in overdrive and needs mowing every 5 days instead of every 7 to 9 days. I'd prefer to suck down a cyanide pill, but there ain't none to be had.

Damn.

Comments

[silent-ic-river.livejournal.com]

Come down to the coast. It is still 95F, true, but we have a breeze and only 38% humidity.
Yeah, we've reached that time of year where in the grass will grow over you if you lay down in it for more than an hour or so.
Great for lizards and yard maintenance monkeys. Sucks for you and me.

[razzle.livejournal.com]

Suicide is never the answer.

Homicide - that's ALWAYS the answer.

[silent-ic-river.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think.

[trial-lobotomy.livejournal.com]

I see you come from the Charles Manson school of thought! :) Whaddayathink Tin, wouldn't Razzle and Dwain just get on great?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I think they would bond on a deep level.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think.

[anomali.livejournal.com]

With our monsoon rains and tropical temps, we now have a jungle growing around us as well. Ugh.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Watch out for the poison darts.

[luminita.livejournal.com]

You need a remote controlled mower. And a couple of buff Vin look-alikes to take care of the rest. And bring you drinks. Yeh.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Hell, nothing would get done then.

[misterclever.livejournal.com]

Spray the lawn with cyanide. You shouldn't need to cut the grass again for a long time.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Good idea.
The ants would hate me though.

[misterclever.livejournal.com]

I think the ants would be too busy being Dead to hate you. But it's nice you're looking out for the "little guys."

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Can't help it. I worry about them. People can go take a flying leap, but the critters? They got my props.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

And how on Earth did you find my journal. Do we know each other perchance?

[misterclever.livejournal.com]

I was led here by reading your comments in someone else's journal.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Ah, gotcha! :)

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry Tin, that sucks protuberant monkey ass.

I think Mad Scientist razzle needs to go down to her lab and make you a Lawnmower Man. ;D

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

"I am GOD here!"

Heh