tinhuviel | To Whom It May Concern

No amount of yammering and bellyaching will change the basic fact that, once a mailing has left the hallowed halls of The Pit, how it gets there is out of my hands. If you insist on using USPS, there's a chance that you're going to get buggered just like everyone else who has anything to do with government-run institutions. Calling and badgering me about it repeatedly will get you nowhere but near the top of my very long and indelible shit list.

I will be gone from this vale of tears in two to three months. Do you honestly think I truly give a flying flip about your Foo Fighters mailing gone awry? Fuck you, fuck your mama, and fuck anyone in remote contact with you.

Thank you very much for your attention.