Ultimate Serenade
Jul. 5th, 2005 07:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielOkay....
My fantasy du jour ~~~
I'm kicked back on an exquisitely designed divan eating deeply ripe strawberries and cream cheese dip whilst being fanned with gigantic leaves from the heart of darkest Africa by Vin Diesel and the Rock. While they fan me and caress me on occasion, I lazily turn my eyes to the corner of the room where Michael Bublé, Harry Connick Jr., and Richard Cheese are mixing it up and lounging to the nth degree just for me. I'm grooving to the music and am overcome from the scent of Diesel and Rock pheromones combined with the sweet, sweet strawberries, and I fall into a swoon, whereupon the hunks and lounge singers ravish me until I disintigrate and become one with The Force.
Amen and hallelujah.
**EDIT**
After hearing Will Smith on the radio, I must include him in this orgy of smooth music, smooth talking, and smooth bodies. He gives the lounge singers some fine rhythms and sets the pace for my eventual molestation. Ah, Will!!!!
My fantasy du jour ~~~
I'm kicked back on an exquisitely designed divan eating deeply ripe strawberries and cream cheese dip whilst being fanned with gigantic leaves from the heart of darkest Africa by Vin Diesel and the Rock. While they fan me and caress me on occasion, I lazily turn my eyes to the corner of the room where Michael Bublé, Harry Connick Jr., and Richard Cheese are mixing it up and lounging to the nth degree just for me. I'm grooving to the music and am overcome from the scent of Diesel and Rock pheromones combined with the sweet, sweet strawberries, and I fall into a swoon, whereupon the hunks and lounge singers ravish me until I disintigrate and become one with The Force.
Amen and hallelujah.
**EDIT**
After hearing Will Smith on the radio, I must include him in this orgy of smooth music, smooth talking, and smooth bodies. He gives the lounge singers some fine rhythms and sets the pace for my eventual molestation. Ah, Will!!!!
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Date: 2005-07-05 12:04 pm (UTC)what a way to start the day.
hot damn!
Myst
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Date: 2005-07-05 02:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-06 12:25 pm (UTC)And the biggest shocker of all....NO STARBUCK(S)????
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Date: 2005-07-06 12:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-08 01:53 pm (UTC)