Bluesday

[tinhuviel]

This week isn't passing quickly enough. I awoke this morning thinking it was Thursday. Suckage. To top it off, I hear through the grapevine that El Bastardo Supremo, Pat Robertson, has opened the shithole he calls a mouth and suggested American operatives assassinate Hugo Chavez. Someone needs to crush him with a large block of cement.

Of all the Fundie assholes out there, it's Pat Robertson I despise the most. He always has this smug little half smile on his face while he preaches his hatred and stupidity. Would that I could slap that sneer off his ugly face. I cannot sufficiently transform into words how much I hate this man. He's a con man, a liar, and the epitome of religious evil.

In other news, the Feudal Mistress isn't here yet. She's officially 15 minutes late. I should suggest to personnel that she get docked in pay not only for being late, but for also being a bitch. During my first hour here in The Pit, I packed up the remainder of my stuff. All that's left are my coconut guardians and my mistletoe. They won't leave until I leave on Friday. I may bring in a smudge stick to cleanse the cube so I won't have any residual psychic connection to the place. All I'm going to leave behind is the sticker that says "Jesus was a pacifist." Maybe someone will take it to heart.

Today is supposed to be rainy and cooler than it has been lately. Then it's supposed to dry out considerably. Either tomorrow or Thursday will be my best bet to whip the lawn into submission. The property looks abandoned, the grass is so high, which is uncool 'cos I live there!

That's all I got for now. That and some more pics of B. I'm gonna have to upload all these to his site this weekend. That would be faboo.


Intent on the keyboard


Going native


The singing tree

Comments

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

He can if god is on his side, or something like that.

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

I'd rather see pics of Pat, at least he's contributed something (albeit evil) to the world.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

whatever.

[voldsom]

*hugs you*

Mmm, and shiny pictures. *purrs*

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I'd FAAAAR rather see the giant Jezuz fall on Robertson. And then bounce. And fall again, pounding him into the ground. Bam! Bam! BAM!

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

*wipes drool from lips*


I wanna Jesus sticker.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

We could contract MC 900 Foot Jesus and DJ Zero to do the deed.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I'm in, yo. I got a dollar-two-ninety-eight.

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

I'd frankly love to be the tip of the spear for the assassination squad for both Robertson and Franklin Graham, but it would just make them into martyrs.

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

Let me know when the Feudal Mistress dies. I'd gladly piss into her open coffin and shit on her grave.

Pat Robertson

[(Anonymous)]

About 20 years ago my dad watched the 700 club for the only time in his life. He said to me "it made me ashamed to call myself a Christian." Also, at about that time I had occasion to be in the waiting room of his headquarters in Va Beach at Christmas time. Two workers were discussing the planned Xmas party. One wanted to know where the money would come from. The other said, "It's no problem. Pat just asks for it on TV and the Lord provides amply." Warkitty's Dad

Re: Pat Robertson

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

That sickens me, but it's no more than I expected.

[bloominglotus.livejournal.com]

My worst fundie asshole hatred is aimed toward James Dobson, but Robertson is such a freakin' tool that it's almost a tie.

Pat Robertson=Massive Fuckhead

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

GADS!!! That guy is such an assssshole!

grrrrr...why? Why is he allowed to talk?! snarl