Tinhuviel Artanis

It falls on a Sunday and there's debate in this area as when "trick-or-treat" should be held since Hallowe'en is "the devil's day." Excuse me, if you think it's the devil's day, don't participate at all. If you come knocking on my door on a Saturday because you don't believe in celebrating the modern interpretation of Hallowe'en, your brats will go off empty handed because I'm not handing anything out until HALLOWE'EN. Take your hypocritical arse to someone more sympathetic to your belief conflict because I'm not the person for you. You'll be knocking on the door not only of a real Witch, but a seriously pissed-off Witch who doesn't like kids. The only reason we have candy to hand out is Aunt Tudi insists on it. Personally, I'd rather hork a loogie in their bags and tell them to take a flying leap. This is probably why Aunt Tudi is so loved and I'm so...well, whatever.

Come Sunday to get your cheap-ass candy and not a bloody day sooner. Got it? Good.