tinhuviel: (Hickey Monster)
God hates me. Event Horizon came on the TV while I actually got to sleep last night. It woke me up. I looked at the screen, and there was Jason Isaacs. Damn.

Someone posted a picture of a gigantic bat on Facebook. Now, I usually don't notice stuff like this, but this bat had some seriously oversize junk. It could be a porn star.

Speaking of porn, I wonder if anyone else is getting a kick out of the XXX Olympics. Naked volleball, naked sprints, naked swimming, naked everything. Oh, and there'd be a boob competition and a penis size competition. The bat would win.

I watched a Hoarders marathon on TLC yesterday. I am now compelled to sanitise my house and start going through Aunt Tudi's stuff. She was definitely a hoarder. Not a bad one, but bad enough. Why do we need 14 jars of nails? So yeah... I don't want to end up on that show. o_0

I have more Tim Roth Tutorials to post here. I'm up to 111 of them. That's pretty pathetic, but he's been in so many movies, it's hard to stop making the Tutorials. There's so much fantastic material to make them.

A Shriekback fan freaked out when he heard Barry's version of This Big Hush and asked if there was any way he could get Haunted Box of Switches. I asked Barry, and he's sending me a few copies of them. I'm going to give one to the Shriek fan, but I'm selling the others on eBay. I've already sold some of The Y Records Years and sent B over $50. So yeah, that's rolling on nicely.

The body shop told me that Speck (my Smartcar) isn't too badly banged up. They think that Nationwide will just pay to have it repaired. That's a relief. The problem is, I'm kind of leery of driving any distances now. What if I had a seizure on the Blue Ridge Parkway? I'd fly off the mountains and die a horrible death. Then again, I wouldn't be aware of anything, so I'd perish passed out. I just don't want to hurt anyone else.

Okay, that's it for me. Onward and upward.

Oh Canada

Mar. 1st, 2010 08:39 am
tinhuviel: (Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen)
I loved the Olympics.

I loved everything about the Olympics. Sure, I dig the Winter Olympics. I'm not big on the Summer Olympics, mainly because I hate Summer. But there was something extra special about the Winter games this time around. And yes, I'm talking about Canada. There's something absolutely charming about the Great White North. Any country with the moxie to present to the world giant inflatable beavers, knowing that announcers worldwide would have to present to the television viewers that the beavers had landed, is truly the best country on Earth. Canadians have a wonderfully wry and rebellious sense of humour, and they truly presented their dangerous goofiness in full bloom last night. Did everyone get their humour last night? Probably not. To those who didn't get it, I say too bad. Ha ha on you! Idjits one and all! You thought it was silly? Well, go home with your stodgy stiff necks and leave the giggles to those of us who can roll about in all the extra glee left for the rest of us.

Canada, how I love thee! I've changed my default icon just for you. I've changed it to an icon honouring a fellow Canadian who was kicked around by those stodgy folks who didn't get the humour either. God love ya, John K! Sing with me the anthem to the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen! It brings a tear to my eye! ::clings desperately to an inflated beaver and boo hoos::

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