I dunno, this may be my one and only Joker fic. I wrote so may Maul fics, I never thought I'd be able to write another fanfic in my entire sick life, but I was proven wrong. This has got to be the sickest piece of fiction I've written since my account of Cadmus Pariah's violent upbringing, so I give fair warning to anyone who may be even remotely triggery about anything. Don't read if you think you may be in the least squicked by even the mildest of perversions or the hint thereof. I don't know if this proves I'm a freak, but I think it may indicate that I may have that capacity but, then again, don't we all. So, if you have the stomach for it, enjoy. If not, please no hard feelings.
I guess I should note that my inspirations were, of course, Heath Ledger's devastating portrayal of The Joker, Tim Curry in Clue (I don't know why), Darth Maul (who broke my writer's block a decade ago), and the bevy of serial killers whom I've studied with way too much enthusiasm over the years. Goddess help me and my sick mind.
If you see any typos or obvious grammatical issues, please let me know. I didn't proofread this as it was written rather quickly, and I was afraid that, if I proofread it, I'd be too afraid to post it at all.
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