Swollen Shmoop

[tinhuviel]

Shmoop looks like she's either been stung or bitten by something. She refused to come home last night and, this morning, she arrived at the door with both eyes swollen shut and her mouth wide open complaining to the high heavens. I'm having Aunt Tudi call Dr. Patch and get the girls to set up our paperwork for when I take Shmoop in at lunch time. For now, the crazy kitty is resting on the couch while Aunt Tudi pulls out one of the pet taxis for my convenience at lunch time.

I swear, that cat is dumber than a box of rocks. She should have been the dudes' cat on Dumb & Dumber. But I love her so. Her rampant stupidity is what endears Shmoop to me. It's like she has no idea how dangerous the world really is, so she just trots through life happy as hell until she gets her fool self hurt. Then she moans and whines about how horrible she feels, completely unaware that it's her own fool fault. Gawd, how I love her. I hope she's gonna be okay.

Comments

[razzle.livejournal.com]

Why are the dumb ones always so cute? *

Healthy kitty wishes!


*This observation may be applied to almost any mammal.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Including Humanity, in particular....

[dostoevsky-girl.livejournal.com]

hugs to schmoop, i hope she feels better

[dferguson.livejournal.com]

Shmoop sounds like a lot of human beings I know...hope she gets better real soon.

[silent-ic-river.livejournal.com]

I sure hope Shmoop feels better soon. Poor dim baby.

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

First I hope Shmoop feels better soon.

Second, the reason you do it is because your inner Jewish mother comes out of you and you can't help it. Look around at your friends (including me)...do I need say more?

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

Well thank the gods the Shmooopster had enough sense to come home for help, hope the kitty feels better realy soon!

[moad-terran-hq.livejournal.com]

Oooh, poor Kitty!

Hope Schmoop is doing better.

It must be a genetic thing - Spaz looks quite a bit like Schmoop, is an attention sponge, and also happens to be about as bright as a sack of wet hair....

Damn things sure are lovable, though.

[dostoevsky-girl.livejournal.com]

*glances at the icons*

wow, they could be twins

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You're right. Spaz and Shmoop could have been separated at birth for all we know!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

They were split up at birth. I'm certain of it. We should arrange to have a family reunion sometime.