Swollen Shmoop

[tinhuviel]

Shmoop looks like she's either been stung or bitten by something. She refused to come home last night and, this morning, she arrived at the door with both eyes swollen shut and her mouth wide open complaining to the high heavens. I'm having Aunt Tudi call Dr. Patch and get the girls to set up our paperwork for when I take Shmoop in at lunch time. For now, the crazy kitty is resting on the couch while Aunt Tudi pulls out one of the pet taxis for my convenience at lunch time.

I swear, that cat is dumber than a box of rocks. She should have been the dudes' cat on Dumb & Dumber. But I love her so. Her rampant stupidity is what endears Shmoop to me. It's like she has no idea how dangerous the world really is, so she just trots through life happy as hell until she gets her fool self hurt. Then she moans and whines about how horrible she feels, completely unaware that it's her own fool fault. Gawd, how I love her. I hope she's gonna be okay.

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[dferguson.livejournal.com]

Shmoop sounds like a lot of human beings I know...hope she gets better real soon.