Misanthropy - It Runs in the Family

[tinhuviel]

Aunt Tudi just read this to me. It was a sign my paternal grandmother made and put on a chain that she pulled across the driveway to her home in Asheville.

If you are uninvited and/or unexpected, you are also unwelcome. Please leave and telephone for permission and/or an invitation to visit.
Our telephone number is unlisted and unpublished so that only those people we wish to have our number will be given access to it. If you do not have our number then that fact should indicate to you our feelings on the matter.
Please do not go away angry.
Just go away.

HA!

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