Next Thursday

I just called UHC. They're running behind on all claims at the moment because of the onslaught of new members (the whole of Bertelsmann) and a one day delay from the holiday. The rep asked that I give it one more week and call back next Thursday.

When god was handing out patience, it passed me over. What patience I have is now running quite thin and there's not a thing I can do about it but sit and wait.

As Tom Petty said, the wa-yay-ting is the hardest part.

The Rover Has Stopped

At least that's what *They're* telling us. According to *Them*, the Rover has stopped moving and is no longer transmitting pictures to us from Mars.

Here's what I think really happened. The Rover finally took a picture of a real live Martian and *They* don't want us to know about it so, instead of carrying on and being honest, *They're* telling us that the project has now failed.

Damn *Them*. Damn *Them* all to hell!