Busy Friday

[tinhuviel]

Aunt Tudi and I were out of pretty much everything, so we went to Wally World to pick up some bits and bobs. Whilst there, I spotted this young teen girl with a tee shirt that said "Only Vampires can love you forever." Of course, I thought that was the bees knees. I don't know if it's from Twilight and I don't care; it's still the bees knees.

During one of our many stops so Aunt Tudi could regroup, I spied these things. This is what Americans are shoving in their faces these days. No wonder people are getting diabetes and dropping like flies. This is just death on a stick, I swear to the Mighties.



We're home after being gone for over three hours. Aunt Tudi had physical therapy, which we went to before going to Wally World. I remember when we could go all day and keep on going when we got home, but age and illness combined with the godawful heat have turned us both into limp rags. If I thought I could sleep, I'd go to bed right now. It's cooler in the bedroom. Instead, I'll just stay in the living room and grouse until bedtime.

Comments

[circumspectly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but let me be the one to tell you...it's *tasty* death on a fucking stick! I had them a couple of summers ago when I was hardcore farming all summer...they are filling and stick with ya pretty good...and bestest of all? EASY when you are dead on your feet! Yes, and I'm sure they are full of chemicals and are probably about as good for you as crack cocaine. ha.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Why is it everything that's tasty is bad for you? It's some sort of divine joke on us pathetic humans. It has to be.

[acook.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can even describe for you the face I made when I saw that box.

It's... it's... like... so bad it's right. GUH AMERICA WHYYYYY??

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Nothing can outdo KFC's Double Down though. A bacon and cheese sammich using fried chicken breasts instead of bread. It's like we have this national deathwish.

[acook.livejournal.com]

SPEAK NOT OF THAT FAST FOOD CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

aaaaaaaaaaaaah. I just... just... can't.

*faints*

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'm uttering food blasphemy, aren't I?

[waterdawg.livejournal.com]

Those look wonderful. But I'd hate to read the *diet info* on them.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I was afraid to touch the box to read about them for fear my arteries would clog and I'd die right there in Wal-Mart, which is a big fear of mine.

[ladyana5.livejournal.com]

..yeah, that's pretty bad. I read somewhere there is now a "canned sandwhich" availlable. um, right. But I can't say much - it IS hard for me to drive past the chicken joint caled "Popeye's" and NOT want to get the 15 piece, all-dark, for $14.00!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

We don't have Popeyes around here, but we do have Church's and their chicken is just as good as KFC.

[ladyana5.livejournal.com]

Popeye's is like Church's, only with more flavor. It's pretty funny, about 20 years ago, Church's used to have freakishly large pieces of chicken! Since they were frequently served in the Ghetto, it was comically (?) speculated if there were secret experiments going on to see if it their mutant food affected thne public!

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

that is just disgrossting.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

One of the many horrific things that can be found for cheap at Wally World.