tinhuviel | Breakfast in Hell (Reply)

I have noticed how many of the breakfast places like IHOP, Waffle House, and Eggs Up offer options like scattered, smothered, and covered. Then, I got to thinking it'd be cool to start up my own little breakfast nook and provide even more of these options, just going a step - or three - further. What these would mean, I have yet to discern. If you have any ideas, or if you have an option suggestion, I encourage you to let me know in the comments. So, without further ado, let's have Breakfast in Hell. All plates can be served with the following options:

Scattered
Smothered
Covered
Beaten
Humiliated
Abused
Rode Hard and Put up Wet
Exiled
Bullied
Tortured
Slapped Repeatedly
Charged with a Felony
Traumatised
Caned
Doxxed
Mocked
Defeated
Molested
Possessed
Fired
Incinerated
Steamrolled
Pile-driven
Frightened
Disenfranchised
Profiled
Slaughtered
Intimidated
Held back a Year
Kicked
Invaded
Pillaged
Pilloried
Executed
Cooked by Joss Whedon

I'm thinking the only feasible beverage to accompany these dishes would be The Redeye Grandé, considering its dread notoriety in my sick little world.

I may revisit this and add more as they come to me. I may not. Who the hell knows?