Breakfast in Hell
Dec. 14th, 2017 06:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuviel
I have noticed how many of the breakfast places like IHOP, Waffle House, and Eggs Up offer options like scattered, smothered, and covered. Then, I got to thinking it'd be cool to start up my own little breakfast nook and provide even more of these options, just going a step - or three - further. What these would mean, I have yet to discern. If you have any ideas, or if you have an option suggestion, I encourage you to let me know in the comments. So, without further ado, let's have Breakfast in Hell. All plates can be served with the following options:
- Scattered
- Smothered
- Covered
- Beaten
- Humiliated
- Abused
- Rode Hard and Put up Wet
- Exiled
- Bullied
- Tortured
- Slapped Repeatedly
- Charged with a Felony
- Traumatised
- Caned
- Doxxed
- Mocked
- Defeated
- Molested
- Possessed
- Fired
- Incinerated
- Steamrolled
- Pile-driven
- Frightened
- Disenfranchised
- Profiled
- Slaughtered
- Intimidated
- Held back a Year
- Kicked
- Invaded
- Pillaged
- Pilloried
- Executed
- Cooked by Joss Whedon
I may revisit this and add more as they come to me. I may not. Who the hell knows?
Okay ...
Date: 2017-12-16 10:33 am (UTC)• Beaten (mine: with red licorice whips)
• Humiliated (mine: covered in ketchup)
• Rode Hard and Put up Wet (mine: pounded flat and covered with horseradish sauce)
• Exiled (mine: condiment on the side)
• Bullied (mine: main food surrounded by condiment)
• Tortured (mine: topped with blackberries and blueberries)
• Charged with a Felony (mine: cooked in goose fat)
• Caned (mine: served with a section of fresh sugarcane)
• Fired (mine: grilled with visible scorch marks)
• Incinerated (mine: carbonized on the outside)
• Steamrolled (mine: made very thin)
• Frightened (mine: covered in Southern white gravy)
• Disenfranchised (mine: coated in black pepper)
• Held back a Year (mine: topped with aged cheddar)
• Invaded (mine: stuffed with condiment)
Variations are probable across dimensions. I continue to be impressed with how well some of my supervillains cook, though. Some of those ideas are largely for special dietary needs (incinerated), some are just nerd hijinks (beaten), but others are quite delicious (charged with a felony).
Also ...
Date: 2017-12-16 11:14 am (UTC)Armed (with calamari)
Bedeviled (topped with deviled eggs)
Crammed (made in high-calorie version)
Dicked (with spotted dick pudding)
Egged On (topped with poached eggs)
Hexed (topped with honey in the comb)
Hounded (topped with sliced hot dogs)
Iced (topped with frappuccino)
Pestered (topped with pesto sauce)
Pigged Out (with ham, sausage, and bacon)
Reformed (made in low-calorie variation)
Scotched (soaked in whiskey)
Stoned (with cannabis)
Spooned (covered in maple syrup)
Stripped (covered in bacon)
Strung Up (with string cheese)
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Date: 2017-12-16 02:23 pm (UTC)My wife would probably want her breakfast Whedoned. He was a class or two behind her at uni.
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Date: 2017-12-16 05:21 pm (UTC)Hmmmm. CDC Special. Egg over easy on a medium-rare cheeseburger, and a glass of raw milk. :D
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Date: 2017-12-16 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-16 05:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-16 05:37 pm (UTC)(Yes, I have some... it's not my go-to brew, but I am the kind of crazy coffee geek who keeps some just for giggles... :)
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Date: 2017-12-16 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-16 06:29 pm (UTC)How about tarred and feathered? Served with either bits of lettuce cut to look like feathers, shredded cheese, shaved coconut and the like. :P