I haven’t done one of these in about 10,000 years, so let’s get this show on the road.

1. Full name: Tracy Angelina Evans
2. Nicknames: Tin, Tinhuviel, George, Darth Shriek
3. Birthplace: Asheville, North Carolina USA
4. Birthday: 10 September, 1967
5. Where Do You Live Now?: San Diego, California
6. Parent(s): Father Unit has passed.  Mother Unit is here in San Diego.
7. Sibling(s): ZERO
8. Looks: Better off invisible.
9. Favourite Animal(s): Anything non-human, except for millipedes and centipedes.  Like humans, they can go fuck themselves.
10. Favorite TV Show(s): Impractical Jokers, Better Call Saul

11. Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Most everything but Country and Opera.
12. Favorite Movie(s): Sci-Fi, Unusual, Conceptual, Foreign
13. School: Some college, focusing on English and Veterinary Assistance
14. Future School: I’m too old for this question. The Chapel Perilous

15. Future Job: Testing new, effective sleep aids.
16. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nah
17. Best Buds: I’m a bit of a hermit these days.
18. Favorite Candy: Milk Dud
19. Hobbies: Music, reading, writing
20. Things You Collect: Grudges, CDs, movies, moments in time.

21. Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: Yes
22. Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex? The eyes and brain
23. Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Red & Black Triskele on right hand, Green Shriekback logo on left hand, Mwanza Flat-headed Agama with green and blue hues instead of pinkish and blue.
24. Piercing(s) And Where?: not anymore
25. What Do You Sleep in?: clothing
26. Do you like Chain Letters: aw HELL NAW.
27. Best Advice: Reality is peripheral.
28. Favorite Quotes: Hope for the best, expect the worst. - Mel Brooks.
29. Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: sleep
30. Dream Car: A transporter

31. Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Avoid the sun.
32. What’s Your Bedtime: Whenever I’m lucky.
33. Where Do You Shop: Wherever I can.
34. Coke or Pepsi: Cheerwine

35. Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Something loose that will allow me to blend into my surroundings.
36. Favorite Subject(s) In School: English and Creative Writing

37. Favorite Color(s): Green, Red, Black
38. Favorite People To Talk To Online: People with brains and a wicked sense of humour that has set them on the road to Hell.

39. Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? Root beer

40. Do You Shave? I’m too old for that bullshit.

41. Favorite Vacation Spot(s): I don’t do vacations.  My favourite place to BE is England.
42. Favorite Family Member(s): Smidgen
43. Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? WHAT?
44. Favorite CD you own: Currently Without Real String or Fish by Shriekback
45. The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: Going with an old standard here and saying Pat Robertson.
46. Favorite Food(s)?: Potatoes
47. Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: I have a very short list.
48. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: Bleu Cheese.
49. When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? I don’t care, as long as I end up on Craggy Dome.
50. Do You Believe In Aliens?: Absolutely.

51. If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do? I’m already a Professional Misanthropist.
52. Things You Obsess Over: Various artists, ideas, philosophies, theories, general weirdness
53. Favorite Day of the Week: Don’t bloody care.
54. An Authority Figure You Hate: The Feudal Mistress still tops the list.
55. Favorite Disney Movie: Bambi
56. What Is Your Favorite Season? Winter
57. What Toppings Do You Like On Your pizza? Cheese, with extra cheese, and cheese on the side.
58. Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): I never ate it.
59. If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? Avebury, Wiltshire, UK
60. Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Sleep, if I can accomplish it.

61. Favorite Magazine(s): Don’t have one.
62. Favorite Flower(s): White rose

63. Favorite Number(s): 5

64. Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): Ben & Jerry’s Wavy Gravy

65. What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: Dangerously intelligent, beautiful, talented, and hilarious.

66. What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? I inadvertently introduced myself to someone as his wife.

67. If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? I would be fearless.

68. Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: breakfast first.

69. Favorite Time of Day: Whenever I get to sleep.

70. Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: Why not?

71. Do You Ask The Girl/Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: I don’t go there anymore.

72. Do You Mind Paying For Sex? I never would.

73. What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: Sentience

74. Do you have a pager or cell phone? Cell

75. Favorite Sport: Flambodious Butt-walking

76. What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? Love

77. How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: Not very long.

78. What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Electric Light Orchestra’s Alone in the Universe.

79. Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? NEGATIVE

80. Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? I hate it more than I don’t win the lottery. I hate psychics, especially the ones who claim to talk to your dead relatives.  They’re grifters who should be drawn and quartered.  The End.

LJ Interests meme results

1. Antonin Dvořak:  Czech composer.  He's probably most famous in America for his Symphony #9:  From the New World, whose largo from which the song "Goin' Home" is derived. This symphony was carried to the moon (or the desert south west, depending on whom you believe) by Neil Armstrong. I first heard his work as a very young child, probably aged 3, when "Humouresque" was played for me. Besides Aunt Tudi's Strauss Waltzes, this piece is the my earliest musical memory. Dvořak drew a lot of inspiration from the sounds of nature and the folk music of the indigenous people of Bohemia, particularly the Romany folk. Being an avid admirer of Gypsy music, I appreciate Dvořak's efforts here. He succeeds brilliantly. Even though most everyone likes the New World Symphony, I prefer his Symphony #8, particularly the third movement. It's absolute genius.
   
2. Cas Gwent: Also known as Chepstow, in English, but I prefer the Welsh Cas Gwent. falkenna took Aunt Tudi and me to this town when we visited the UK in 2006. It's unbelievably beautiful and irrepressibly Welsh. Here's my post on the visit to Cas Gwent, and here's the collection of photies taken whilst we were there.
3. Montauk Experiment: Usually mentioned in association with the Philadelphia Experiment, the Montauk Project was reportedly a series of experiments in the development of psychological and psychic warfare via the use of electromagnetism. Some believe it was a total failure, others believe that its success is beyond our darkest imaginings. The experiment most often referenced is the one where a "monster" was conjured into our dimension from the subconscious of a man who was hooked up to the electromagnetic devices being used to altar our reality with the enhanced power of thought. Before the machine was shut down and the monster was banished back to its own dimension, it killed some people and generally ran amuck. A lot of LOST buffs theorise that the monster on the island is the same mentioned in the Montauk Experiment.
   
4. My Friend Todd: I don't think I can see much more than was already written here by myself and toddzilla2001. Sometimes, it seems that I miss him more with every passing day. I wonder what kind of karma I earned to bless me with such a wonderful friend, then take him 3000 miles away from me. Then again, this could be the old "absence makes the heart grow fonder" cliché that Todd and I love to scoff at with glee.
   
5. Tarmi am Tynillim: Pronounce TAHR-mee ahm TIN i thlim, it roughly translates from the Tarmian into English as "The Account of the the Tarmi (the People of Hope or the Star People)." It's the title of the back story that forms the mythical basis of The Chalice. Most of it has never even been written down, residing primarily in my noggin.
   
6. The Mighty Spork: This is a giant sculpture of a black spork that I want made and placed in my front yard someday. I imagine that it would be wondered at and worshiped much like the obelisk in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
   
7. Veterinary Assistance: I was actually taking some courses to become a veterinary assistant, but I've since realised that I'd end up in jail for opening up a can of whoop-ass on an idiot who didn't treat his/her animal companion correctly. Veterinary assistance is like the LPN of the animal care world ~ it's like being an RN, but without the pay or respect. That's what I gleaned during my time in the program. Meh.
   
8. Way of the Sith: The Sith philosophy, according to most anyone but George Lucas. My own Way of the Sith is explained in this post.
   
9. Knorks: The first cousin of the spork, a knork is a knife and a fork combined. Check out the Knork! Had I my druthers, I'd replace all my silverware with nothing but knorks and sporks.
   
10. The Poetry of Coincidence: My term for odd occurrences that make my brain bibble and my heart flutter. Best described here. I don't know what else to say about it.
    

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